Oh no! They're onto me! The anonymous sender of this recent message has it all figured out:

Don't send me any more spam. I don't care what you say, your sending it to get people to visit your site. I am going to the better business bureau with this.

I guess it's time for a full confession. It's true, folks. I am behind every single piece of spam you receive (including the PRGJ.PK stock spam that brought this genius to the site). Every last stock spam, penis enlargement pitch, fake lottery or radio-controlled helicopter ad you receive, they all come from me. I am Mrs Mariam Abacha and Dr Uba Jega, and I have a staff of sixty who work round the clock at the data center in Lagos to bring you new stories about dead dictators and hidden wealth. And why? Not for profit, obviously. The anonymous genius who calls himself 'noneofyourbusiness' saw through that straight away. No, my real goal is to lure people to this superficially convincing 'anti-spam' site, for unspeakably sinister purposes of my own. Even now, the subliminal suggestions I have planted on these pages are beginning to work on your weak minds. Even now ... mwahahaha! (post tails off in a frenzy of sinister laughter).