Today's crop of spam includes an apparent advertisement for a language school in Buenos Aires. A few extracts will give the flavor.

J.B.Wilkinson & Son established in 1776 Stratford-on-Avon as Masters on grammar schools ... Fellow sons and daughters and non native english children where accepted and taught the school's private programs bases on Formal English Language ... Since 1901 expanded to Adults Teaching and Performance ... J.B.Wilkinson & Son is now in Argentina openning suscriptions to teach the English Language with teaching technics elaborated by our Masters to make Spoken English fluent, fast and easy to accomplish.

I'm actually having difficulty believing that this was really sent by ‘ye old masters on teaching’, J.B.Wilkinson & Son Ltd, and isn't either a complicated joke or an attempt by a rival to sabotage their business. They even screwed up the message itself, with a recipient address welded onto the end of the 'From' line, and random HTML tags in the 'Subject'.