Today's winning entry in the 'ludicrous spammer disclaimer' stakes goes to iCMG, whose disclaimer reads:

You are receiving this e-mail because you happen to be either our client or were added to our comprehensive database on account of your contribution in the IT domain ...

As further proof that you're dealing with a classy operation, their website includes a pop-up that reads:

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Most often seen on spamvertized websites promoting the kind of 'miracle' products you see advertised on daytime TV, these 'smart agents' consist of an ELIZA-style keyword matcher that regurgitates advertising pitch-points at you for as long as you can be bothered to type something back.